The Young Tony Hadley Chronicles - Volume One (Real Version)

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Of course, this had to happen. The wave of almost fervent indifference following our threat to make some actual real copies of The Young Tony Hadley Chronicles - Volume 1, was palpable. And when our public speaks with one voice, we, your servants, must surely listen. So, here for the holding in your real hand, the looking at, and the reading of, is possibly the peak of my creative career so far. And that's saying something.

In a bid to stir up what will doubtless be a consuming frenzy to get your hands on one of these little beauties, I thought I'd casually drop in that there's a limited number of just fifty available. And no more will ever be made. Unless they go really well, then we'll print shitloads, and try and hawk them everywhere. But you? You will have been there at the start.

Oh, and did I mention the exclusive content, that will never been available anywhere else? I'm sorry, I've gone too far, let us pretend I never spoke of it...

Paypal, come and find me and thrust a pound coin in my sweaty palm, barter a chicken egg - the usual:


THE AVERY HILL PUBLISHING SHOP!

Tiny Dancing - Issue 3 (Real Version)

Ah, the difficult third issue. Difficult for me to get my arse in gear you understand, in no way difficult for the amazing people who have contributed yet more astonishing work for our pleasurings with apparent ease.

In an order of my choosing we have a boggling array of offerings from Megan Ancliffe, Michael Gosden, H.B., Steven Horry, Lovejoy, Ricky Miller, Tom Quinn, Rebecca Strickson and David White - and what's more this time we've enlisted the help of a real printer, so you don't have to put up with my wonky stapling. The pace of the progress is SCARY.

It's one pound again plus the price of a stamp if you need it sent out, which we think is about thirty pence or something. I remember when you could get a stamp for like 15p, and the postie would put it through your door with a cheeky whistle, a kind word and a ruffle of the hair for any scamp who might be in the vicinity... but then there was that thing with the kid with the wig, and it all got a bit upsetting. Oh well.

So how should we get this done - take your pick from this lot:

1 - Paypal - this totally worked last time, with electro-pounds whizzing about all ways. It might just work again...:


THE AVERY HILL PUBLISHING SHOP!

2 - Send me a pound, a ten pence and a twenty pence stuck to a bit of card with your address on to:

Tiny Dancing
12C The Gardens
East Dulwich
London
SE22 9QD

A copy will fly out then forthwith.

3 - Find me, give me a pound, demand I deliver the goods. This one might be the most 'fun'.

And if none of them float your boat, there will be some copies in Sister Ray on Berwick Street in the not too distant future, so with that I think we have our 'bases' truly 'covered'. Wonderful.

Oh, let us know what you think, what you don't think, what you like, that kind of stuff - we love to hear from you, and we do get lonely. Goodbye.

Tiny Dancing - Issue 2 (Real Version)

Tiny Dancing Issue 2 is here!

After three whole months of toil, soul searching, gnashing of teeth and other such similar demonstrations of creative endeavour, issue two of Tiny Dancing is ready. Excellent.

And so we thought with nothing else of national import happening this week, let's push the little bugger out of the nest on the 7th of May to see if it'll fly and soar or crash to earth with a sickening thump and a last, plaintive chirrup. We shall see.

Due to the sheer quality of content, and also because I got a bit excited with one particular feature, we're going to have to ask you to give us one pound for it this time, which covers post and that as well - and when you see what we've got for you, we are CONFIDENT you'll agree a fair transaction has been conducted to the satisfaction of all.

Smoothly sliding over then to what we've got, we have contributions from new friends of Tiny Dancing Emma Hammond, Sam Ely and Megan Ancliffe, as well as the continuing works of Ricky Miller, Steven Horry, Michael Gosden, Rebecca Strickson and me. Amazing.

So, yes, one pound. There are three ways in which you can pay us that we can think of:

1 - Paypal - apparently, if you click on this here button and follow the instructions, magic things will happen. Let us know if it doesn't work, yeah?



SOLD OUT!


2 - Send me a pound stuck to a bit of card with your address on to:

Tiny Dancing
12C The Gardens
East Dulwich
London
SE22 9QD

(Having to trust the postie a bit there - living dangerously and all that).

3 - Give me a pound next time you see me, and make me write down your address somewhere so I can remember to send you a copy. I may even be carrying one around with me for an immediate exchange of goods.

If none of that makes any sense, which is more than possible, you can email me at dancer@tinydancing.co.uk, and with a bit of luck you'll find me in a better place to sort stuff out.

Or, if it all seems a bit complicated, Sister Ray on Berwick Street in London Town are now selling some copies from atop their counter. Easy.