Sunday, 4 March 2012

Tiny Dancing - Issue 7 (Real Version)



Cast your mind back, dear reader, to the days of the dim and distant past. To a time of civil unrest, political skulduggery, and international warmongering. To a time of uncertainty, despair, and anger. To a time when you couldn’t be sure that one day would follow another, and so lived every moment as if it were your last. Yes, dear reader. I speak of August 2011, when the last issue of Tiny Dancing made itself known unto this world of tumult. So much has happened since then. So much has come to pass...

But one thing happened of such import that the foundations of the very internet were ever so slightly wobbled. I shall remind you of this one thing – the comics left Tiny Dancing. You remember this, because I told you.

And now here we are. Older. Wiser. Bigger. And we are comic-less. What does this mean? What could this possibly mean?

It means that like Crazy Mel at the start of Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, a familiar yet strange figure is emerging from the smokes of the apocalyptic wasteland (well, Dartford – it’s a sad tale) to set the story straight. It means that Tiny Dancing 7 is here.
And we have so much to tell you.

Let us start with the basics, in bullet point format:

- 44 pages of captivation! More than ever before!
- Risograph printed on 100% Recycled Cyclus Offset paper stock! We’ve gone sustainable!
- Full colour cover! Beautiful and pretty!

The basics, then, fully covered. But what is contained within the plentiful, socially responsible, beautiful and pretty pages?

Well, we have a trio of illustrative debuts – firstly from Soju Tanaka, contributing two new, wonderful pieces. Soju has an exhibition in Japan over the next couple of weeks, and whilst I won’t be able to get there (living in London and that), if you find yourself over that way you must surely go and see it.




Edward Ward is a man who knows about the finer things in life – specifically Tom Selleck, David Bowie and birds of prey. It was only natural then, that he should bring them altogether in something that will make me happy forever. Check Edward’s blog on a regular basis, because it will make your world a better place.




And the final member of our trio is Lawrence Williams, who has given us some beautiful new work – I’m particularly chuffed that Lawrence agreed to contribute, as it was his zine that inspired me to start out on this crazy journey we call self-publishing, so it feels like some kind of full circle, self fulfilling… thing. You know? You know.




We’re overjoyed to welcome Tom Quinn back to our pages with a short story that only he could write (right), and equally overjoyed to be able to feature a new story from Germany’s favourite son Ulrich Haarburste. Ulrich of course needs no introduction, but it’s always worth being reminded of his seminal debut book.

But it’s not all about the new, we’re apoplectic with happiness at the returns of Megan Ancliffe detailing her ‘Open City’, the view from Steve Horry’s window, the latest ‘Tiny In Our Time’ from Michael Gosden and Ricky Miller (this time – Astronomy and Empire, and Lord Bragg on a bench with Captain Cook, of course), oh, and one more new – Spaceship Earth’s Free House Project, destroying the property bubble in one fell swoop.




So after all that, you want one, yes? Well friend, you need just mosey over to the all-new, all-shiny Avery Hill Publishing Shop, where you can pick up a copy without having to negotiate the traditional chaos of the shonky PayPal stuff I used to get so wrong. That’s the smell of progress. This is where the shop is:

The Avery Hill Publishing Online Shopping Experience

And so, it is time for us to part ways once again. To flog the Mad Max metaphor to death, we’ve taken on the crazy future punks, we’ve driven a massive lorry full of petrol around a desert, and we’ve come through the other side. Next time – Tina Turner in a brilliant wig. Can’t wait.

Sunday, 25 December 2011

The Life Of Hadley


Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Another Tiny Dancing Christmas!



There are two thing we like at Tiny Dancing; art and Christmas. We get art all the long year around - that's just the type of people we are - but Christmas, that's a different story. And we don't necessarily mean the one about the little fella in the manger with the cows.

Yes, we like Christmas very much, and have done ever since we got the Millennium Falcon as our main present in 1982. It's kind of been a bit downhill from there in all honesty, but it was a very high peak, and we're optimistic sorts.

So it's armed with that warm, gooey feeling that we bring to you our Christmas Offers. Just to break that down a bit, that's 'offers' that are exclusively related to 'Christmas', that involve us presenting you with the gift of value. Warm, gooey value.

'What are these offers?' the children cried. 'Why, they are thus!' replied the newly repentant Scrooge.

TINY DANCING CHRISTMAS OFFER NO. 1: Three Tiny Dancing's for the Price of Two!

That's right, until the end of December you can get issues 4, 5 and 6 of Tiny Dancing for only Four English Pounds! Now, stop for a moment - consider what that feeling is... that's right, it's warm, gooey value dripping down your chin. Enjoy it. You deserve it. And enjoy this special Tiny Dancing Christmas Offer No. 1 promotional image as well. The PayPal button works the magic.




OFFER EXHAUSTED


But that's not all! There is more! This is the more!

TINY DANCING CHRISTMAS OFFER NO. 2: A Free TYTHCV1 with every Reads Issue 1!

Now, some lucky souls have already been on the receiving end of this particular offer, and the feedback has been... I'd like to say overwhelming, so I'm going to - overwhelming. Until the end of December, everyone who buys a copy of Reads Issue 1 gets a completely and utterly free copy of The Young Tony Hadley Chronicles Vol. 1. It just gets put in the envelope. Just like that. You get it. You read it. You ask some pretty searching questions. Christmas is saved. Arty TYTHCV1 photo now.




OFFER EXHAUSTED


And with that we are spent. Our sack is empty, our cupboards bare. But we have a warm, gooey feeling about our person, and that's enough for us. Merry Christmas, one and all!


Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Reads - Issue 1 (Real Version)



Despite the best efforts of all involved, the return from Leeds was made with minds, bodies and souls mostly intact. Thought Bubble was excellent fun, and damned inspirational to boot. What more could we ask for? Erasure being played as requested on the Saturday night, that’s what, but then we are very difficult to please…

So we begrudgingly return to the real world. We playfully teased you last week with a mention of Reads Issue 1, the new home of all things comic-like in the world that was and will once more be Tiny Dancing. Now we are coy no more. It is time to let it all hang out.

We showed you the wraparound cover, dreamt up in a fever by Ricky Miller and realised in a storm by Rebecca Strickson, and we told you it was amazing. But we were wrong. It’s also great – and how do we know this? Because Jock told us, that’s how. A wise as well as very nice man - we suspected as much. Here it is again, because it really is amazingly great.


But what else is there? Well as this is a first issue we thought we’d give you a bit of hot value. That explains the 48 pages (48!) that contain the next instalments of Ricky and Steve Horry’s dinosaur infested Hilary Harper expedition, Tim Bird’s beautiful musings on youth in suburbia, Michael Gosden’s first glimpse of the fate that awaits Shelby Matthews (I even helped a bit with that one), and Ricky rounding things off with the final pieces of the Metroland puzzle he's been putting in place in order to introduce the band. Here are some temptingly arty photos of all that:





I’m really not being a mental when I assure you that everyone involved has produced their best work, and that for the bargain price of £3.00 you will be owning something that we really are rather proud of. Get your hands on a copy by doing the Paypals below, or by sending me an email to work out what we call in these parts a ‘solution’. It’s what we’re all about. Unless we’re in a casino in Leeds at 4am, when we’ve got to be up in about four hours to try and be retail professionals for an entire day. That one we still need to put some work into.


THE AVERY HILL PUBLISHING SHOP!


EDIT: We think we've worked out the problem some people have been having with the PayPal link. It's all a bit fingers crossed, but we believe it had something to do with 'masking' - that could be a technical term, or we could have made it up - that's the level of competence you're dealing with here.

So, if you can't get the PayPal button above to work go here and use the PayPal button on that page - it'll look exactly the same, but it should work.

If you're still not having any joy with the PayPal after trying that, send me an email at
dancer@tinydancing.co.uk
, and we'll sort out another way of transacting. We won't let the machines beat us. Oh no.

ANOTHER EDIT: Or, get yourself down to Orbital Comics, because we've finally got our act together and got them stocked up with some hot copies, just in time for Christmas. Whilst there, check out the Solipsistic Pop exhibition, and Ryan Hall's Mr Freeze Takes Over Christmas and be amazed and inspired in equal measure.

Monday, 14 November 2011

NEW! NEW! NEW!



And lo, they did say that after the calm did come the storms and that. And they were very, very right indeed.

We've been a bit quiet lately. If you've seen me walking down the street, I may have nodded and serenely smiled, perhaps even proffered a cheeky wink, but deep inside I was a tumultuous whirlwind of new. 'New what?', you may well ask. 'New this!' is my response.

THE FIRST NEW - following a meeting in a pub a little while ago (yes, we have meetings - sometimes we even have an agenda), we decided it was time to relieve the pressure building on Tiny Dancing's dainty seams. It couldn't take it anymore. Something was going to blow. So we opened the little pressure relieving tap and what did spew forth? The comics did. The comics did spew forth. We took that as a sign, and if you know anything about us at all, you know we like a good sign.

So we took the comics, and we cared for them, and we gave them a new home. That home is called Reads. Here is the cover image for Reads Issue 1, by Rebecca Strickson. It is amazing.




Reads Issue 1 will be born this Thursday. From that point forthwards, Reads will be the receptacle of the amazing comics from the likes of Tim Bird, Michael Gosden, Steven Horry, Ricky Miller and more that you've seen in Tiny Dancing, and will put them together in a beautiful place where they will live side by side and make you happy. Happiness is a good thing.

And fear not - Tiny Dancing will live on, and will blossom into an even more fulsome creature, with all the same creative wonders that we had before, but with more room for more of them wonders. Tiny Dancing Issue 7 will be out by the end of the year with a bit of luck, and it's already shaping up to be a bit special.

THE SECOND NEW - with Reads spewing forth from Tiny Dancing, it looks to me like we have something of a publishing empire on our hands. And if you know anything about us at all, you know we like a good publishing empire. So following a different meeting in the same pub, we decided it was time to make all this a bit official. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you - Avery Hill Publishing. We've got a logo. This is it.



Reads Issue 1 will be the first Avery Hill publication, Tiny Dancing Issue 7 will be the second, but the third... well, that's where we get a bit dreamy. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I've said too much. Let us speak of this another day...

THE THIRD NEW - for the first time, this weekend we're going on a journey. Against all common sense and expert advice we're getting on a train armed with boxes of our wares, and we're going to 'Leeds' for the Thought Bubble Festival. We have a table. We have a backboard. We have to summon up enough energy to man said table for two days. This is still very exciting though.



All the information on Thought Bubble is here. It looks likely to be something of a weekend with lots of special guests, talks, signings, and... us. We're on Table E in Saviles Hall if you want to look us up. We'll be the chaps who look like they haven't got a clue what's going on. Speak softly and soothingly when you first approach us. We find that works the best.

That was the new. I feel a lot better now.

Saturday, 27 August 2011

The Return of The Tiny Dancing Podcast



Back in the dim and distant days of Tiny Dancing, when we didn't really exist and were not people of art, we used to talk about stuff and then make that talking available for people to listen to, if they were that way inclined. You know the type.

Then we stopped doing that, didn't do anything at all for a bit, then started doing Tiny Dancing as a venerable publication of the great and the good, which you know about because we tell you about it often enough.

But we'd stopped talking, and if there's one thing we at Tiny Dancing like more than beautiful illustration, writing, comics and other stuff, it's talking. So we've started again.

We're calling this talking 'Issue 6', because it seemed topical and because we read an article about selling stuff on the interweb, and it said it was a good idea. We talk about what we've got in Issue 6 (topical), what other people have got in Issue 6 (topical), and round things off with an interview with Steven Horry - the man, the life, the art. All in all, the two magic words. Added. Value. Right click.


The Tiny Dancing Podcast - Issue 6

Sunday, 21 August 2011

Tiny Dancing - Issue 6 (Real Version)



It took 5 months. It didn't need to, but it did. I blame the ills of society, but what can you do? Get on Tiny Dancing Issue 6, that's what!

But filling in for the vacuity of Big Dave's Big Plan isn't the only reason why you should get involved. Let's start with the cover, by Becky Strickson. Not only is it a wonder in itself, as you can see, but it's also the first of our covers that has the potential to offend Tom Cruise. It is also exciting to touch. Now that's what a front cover is all about.

We've got the return of Hilary Harper by Steven Horry (spoilers etc etc etc), this time collaborating with Ricky Miller, who himself adds another layer to the ongoing mystery of Metroland.

H.B. provides us with the most insightful and apt comment on the entire hacking debacle I've yet to see, which in itself renders any need for further pondering by Committee completely redundant. It's brilliant.

As is the first Tiny Dancing outing from Tim Bird, a man who walks the city with his head held high, as we scurry around with our blinkers on. You need to keep an eye on Tim's website - he's a goddamn creative machine I tells you.

Rounding out the newcomers is Marianne Da Costa, who gives us a beautifully evocative piece of writing, accentuated by a return to biro love from the aforementioned Miss Strickson. We love Marianne, and we love her writing. We want her to do more.

Emma Hammond makes a welcome return to our pages, with an erotic re-imagining of Lucy's discovery of Narnia. This one gave a few of the Tiny Dancing regulars a bit of a flush, but not your erstwhile, worldly-wise Editor - on no. And we need to mention that Emma's contribution coincides with her work on The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, an anthology of work based on the theme of erotic mythology - find out more here.

Megan Ancliffe shows us how ancient science can achieve the impossible (make Queen's Park both interesting and beautiful), whilst Michael Gosden embarks on what looks to be an epic tale of animism, pharmaceuticals and suspense (that's what he tells us, anyway).

And closing out the issue, Ricky and Michael combine on an attempt to understand imaginary numbers with a helping hand from Melvyn Bragg, whilst I make sure the edges are full with all killer, no filler.

In conclusion, we think this is the best issue we've put together so far, so there's absolutely no reason we can think of why you shouldn't buy it. Well, there might be one or two, but kiddies could be reading this, so let's keep it clean.

Techno-money is sendable via the Paypal below, but you can get a copy from us in person (Ricky, Steven, Michael and Becky have all been stocked up and sent forth into the world), there should be some in the usual outlets in the not too distant future, and we're also manning a stall at the Wonder Hill Market next Saturday the 27th of August, more of which will be revealed later. And if none of those take your fancy, drop us an email and we'll sort something out.

EDIT: You can now get Issue 6 and The Young Tony Hadley Chronicles Vol. 1 from Extra Bones, a new zone created by Andrew Kerr within the walls of Utrophia, at 120 Deptford High Street. It's a shop, a trading post, a collection display and an HQ for side projects, related and un-related to the main Utrophia project. It's full of wonders and delights, so make sure you take your purse with you for you will need it, and it's open on Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays.

ANOTHER EDIT: Orbital Comics, London's very finest comics emporium, is now all stocked up with Issue 6's! Have a peruse through their small press racks and you'll find us in fine company.


THE AVERY HILL PUBLISHING SHOP!

So, yes. Issue 6. Finally.