Another Tiny Dancing Christmas!

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There are two thing we like at Tiny Dancing; art and Christmas. We get art all the long year around - that's just the type of people we are - but Christmas, that's a different story. And we don't necessarily mean the one about the little fella in the manger with the cows.

Yes, we like Christmas very much, and have done ever since we got the Millennium Falcon as our main present in 1982. It's kind of been a bit downhill from there in all honesty, but it was a very high peak, and we're optimistic sorts.

So it's armed with that warm, gooey feeling that we bring to you our Christmas Offers. Just to break that down a bit, that's 'offers' that are exclusively related to 'Christmas', that involve us presenting you with the gift of value. Warm, gooey value.

'What are these offers?' the children cried. 'Why, they are thus!' replied the newly repentant Scrooge.

TINY DANCING CHRISTMAS OFFER NO. 1: Three Tiny Dancing's for the Price of Two!

That's right, until the end of December you can get issues 4, 5 and 6 of Tiny Dancing for only Four English Pounds! Now, stop for a moment - consider what that feeling is... that's right, it's warm, gooey value dripping down your chin. Enjoy it. You deserve it. And enjoy this special Tiny Dancing Christmas Offer No. 1 promotional image as well. The PayPal button works the magic.




OFFER EXHAUSTED


But that's not all! There is more! This is the more!

TINY DANCING CHRISTMAS OFFER NO. 2: A Free TYTHCV1 with every Reads Issue 1!

Now, some lucky souls have already been on the receiving end of this particular offer, and the feedback has been... I'd like to say overwhelming, so I'm going to - overwhelming. Until the end of December, everyone who buys a copy of Reads Issue 1 gets a completely and utterly free copy of The Young Tony Hadley Chronicles Vol. 1. It just gets put in the envelope. Just like that. You get it. You read it. You ask some pretty searching questions. Christmas is saved. Arty TYTHCV1 photo now.




OFFER EXHAUSTED


And with that we are spent. Our sack is empty, our cupboards bare. But we have a warm, gooey feeling about our person, and that's enough for us. Merry Christmas, one and all!

Tiny Dancing - Issue 4 (Real Version)

What's that? Tiny Dancing Issue 4 is here? Just in time for the yueltide? Oh, thank the Jesu child! And merry Christmas, everyone!

That is correct - with the festive season bearing down on us like an overly large child stuffed to the gills with Guylians, Issue 4 has landed in our metaphorical stocking for your enjoyment in between the eating and the drinking and the feeling slightly gippy. Better than a walnut, and a on a par with a satsuma. Which might possibly be our new tagline.

So what does this most... frosty of issues bring? Wonders we tell you, wonders (in a convenient bullet pointed format):

- a colour cover (magic)!
- 36 pages of joy (voluminous)!
- a compact disc entitled Tiny Dancing Audio Library Vol. 1 (enigmatic)!

But wait - who are the wise men, women and others who have come to present gifts on this night? Why, none other than Megan Ancliffe, Laura Coxeter, Michael Gosden, H.B., Steven Horry, Ricky Miller, Joe Morris, Rebecca Strickson and David White - truly, we are blessed.

So - enough of this mincing under the mistletoe, let us get down to business. Due to the sheer size and colour and free sound you're getting with this one, Issue 4 costs a princely two pounds. It's very much worth it though - of that we are CONFIDENT. And how can you make this Christmas the very best one since you got things you really wanted and not just a multi-pack of Primark pants and/or knickers? Take your pick, my beauties:

1 - The Paypal - it's a thing that works with made up money


THE AVERY HILL PUBLISHING SHOP!

2 - Send me two one pound coins, a ten pence and a twenty pence stuck to a bit of card with your address on to:

Tiny Dancing
12c The Gardens
East Dulwich
London
SE22 9QD

A copy will be dispatched forthwith. As long as the Royal Mail doesn't grind to a halt because they've got a few more letters to deliver of course, I don't know...

3 - Hunt me down like a Christmas turkey, DON'T throttle me, but DO give me two pounds in denominations of your choosing, and I will give you what you are wanting. I won't play hard to get. Haven't got the moves anymore...

And before we go, does anyone remember David Bowie doing the introduction to The Snowman? I bloody didn't.